var lyric="";
// LYRIC VAULT
function lyricVault(album,song) {
lyric="
";
if(album==0) { // SOHCAHTOA
if(song==1) {
lyric+="God In Training
I am a God in training
I'll have more friends than I can count
It's kind of dizzying
no time for fornication
but once I quit my paper route
she'll want my body
I am a God in training
I punch it in I stick around
I'm waiting on a ring
to be loved in foreign nations
I'll be mobbed whenever I go out
she'll want my body
I am a God in training
It's Five Alive when I strike out
hey mom I'm gonna sing
four tracks down in my basement (hell yeah!)
it's time to turn this mother out
she'll want my body";
} else if(song==2) {
lyric+="Plain Jane
Offhand this emptiness quivers
a red light to stain the green it holds
this dump truck lies far from a river
so hold tight and watch the lava flow
you wake up every time it rains
plain jane
punch drunk and caught in the middle
so reach around and help me feel my bones
strong stuff she says long live the needle
stay wait here and make yourself at home
you wake up every time it rains
plain jane";
} else if(song==3) {
lyric+="Going Away
I am going away
I'm going away
in no time I will blow into another place
I take my bag and I stow it
they're old times and we know it
and who am I to be phony
I am going away
I'm leaving today
I said goodbye to the money
and your pretty face
And as we fly up above you
somebody else there will love you
and all of your dreams will work out great
No more second-guessing
no more tottering
take what you can get well
that just ain't my thing
So I'm going away
I'm gong away
and if I ever come back
I'll be old and grey
I am going away
I'm leaving today
in no time I will blow into another place";
} else if(song==4) {
lyric+="Meagan
A sunny day I left my porch and
headed for my finest hour
whenever we go out
you help me find my cloud
and leave this world behind
And any fool with eyes can see
you're beautiful and I must believe
that I can make you mine
you are all I got
and I ain't got much time
You never fail to put in motion
whatever leads me to your heart
and now I'm on the road
the road to let you know
that we can't be apart
And any fool with eyes can see
you're beautiful and I must believe
that I can make you mine
you are all I got
and I ain't got much time
When you tell me that you don't wanna go
if you turn me down
I'll be on your block and begging for a blow
to beat me down
I'll point her out the Pacific ocean
I'll take you to that tiny isle
we'll live off what we find
a tour de make you wild
and leave this world behind
And any fool with eyes can see
you're beautiful and I must believe
that I can make you mine
you are all I got
and I ain't got much time";
} else if(song==5) {
lyric+="She Waits
Before you walk away
don't lie to me and say you're sorry
you have a friend to meet
don't plead your case to sell your story
I know I lack control
but I can see her where she's gone to play
She tastes the salt that's in her sea
she waits for something more than me
locked in to what she sees might feed
a picture everything indeed
she waits for some who never can
she waits I'm done lights on
By now I've finally found
Another chance negotiations
When all is said and done
Will she be true
Will she be patient
Now she wants Greg
I'm trapped within
then thrown outside as bait for him
and when
She tastes the salt that's in her sea
she waits for something more than me
locked in to what she sees might feed
a picture everything indeed
she waits for some who never can
she waits I'm done
you tried to send me away
what's that what's that you said
hurry and blow me away
you say you're mine
turn on a dime
come on I'm ready for the end of your life
I'm done";
} else if(song==6) {
lyric+="Where's Her Mind
Money
she says can turn a wrong to right
but it's butane
for nothing but her overdrive
houston where's her mind
she's gone too far this time
In the morning
She calls in doctors who can raise her rack
In the night time
She runs around to where the sailors at
houston where's her mind
she's gone too far this time
baby you know what
why don't you
paint your nails and plant your palm trees
she's dangling
her feather boa like a dirty rag
and I'd kick her out if I could
but then I'd have to ask her back
houston where's her mind
she's gone too far this time";
} else if(song==7) {
lyric+="Okay
And if you stay
with a life that leads us away
maybe then later today
there'll be a strong way to say okay
What the world has painted on
wipe away
the tears no longer
on your face
and if you stay
with a life that leads us away
maybe then later today
there'll be a strong way to say okay
We need medicine
something's making you run
something's making me want to stay
we're not nearly done
there's a way to move on
I've been making you try to say okay
and your hand is soft and warm
while the waves do all the talking
as they break
'cause if we stay
with a life that leads us away
maybe then later today
there'll be a strong way to say okay";
} else if(song==8) {
lyric+="Global Warming Day
UV rays
oh what a day
to write down this endless story
so blow me away
from this porch on a date
and don't let the world ignore me
it's Global Warming Day
you're gonna wanna change
when everyone is baked
we're gonna wanna change
God makes
and man takes
it's all the same just don't stand there
in my space in my place
in my bidet and deep end yeah
it's Global Warming Day
you're gonna wanna change
when everyone is baked
we're gonna wanna change
turn's out the clout was on the take
they turned us out and now we wait
they threw us all away
on Global Warming Day";
} else if(song==9) {
lyric+="Win Some Lose Some
When we ran round the block
she let me steal a base
and sliding in I thought this is great
we just laid some pipe
but then she turned to say
you know that I don't want you to stay
so long
buddy's fine
buddy makes his own mistakes
but we'll keep trying
if we start to lose our way
we'll all win some lose some today
this is now a case
of who can longer stare
it's back and forth she wants me to blink
in begging for my life
I think I sealed my fate
it's black and blue and someday you'll break
but I'm gone
buddy's fine
buddy makes his own mistakes
but we'll keep trying
if we start to lose our way
we'll all win some lose some today";
} else if(song==10) {
lyric+="Light Up For Me
Gemini's banged
and doomed to dive
give me your hand here
don't think twice
there's no escaping
the building's on fire
and I have made sense of all my life
so hold on tight
and don't forget to light up for me
convalesce in the great big sky
hold my hand and fly on towards it
I will see you at night
Gemini's strangled
bruised and blighted
the radio says they can't be righted
try though we may
we can't stay alive
while running my head through all my life
I hold on tight
don't forget to light up for me
convalesce in the great big sky
hold my hand and fly on towards it
I will see you at night";
} else if(song==11) {
lyric+="Geek In Love
I can't take no trying to make you smile
it's me your total geek in
love you so much why I make you cry
I do some stupid things but
I can't wait 'til you come home tonight
I'll be your total geek in love
you make me feel
that as often as they pull my pants down
I can't be beat
I'm a double armored super x-man
I'm made of real steel
I can't take no trying to make you smile
it's me your total geek in
love you so much why I make you cry
I do some stupid things but
I can't wait 'til you come home tonight
I'll be your total geek in love
you are my heat pad
you're the iodine on my black eye when
you turn down the mean men
who might push me round
and beat my head in
you make them all see me
if big bullies kick sand in your face
I'll buy the book and hit the weights
I'll make them cringe in fear and go away
I can't take no trying to make you smile
it's me your total geek in
love you so much why I make you cry
I do some stupid things but
I can't wait 'til you come home tonight
I'll be your total geek in love";
} else if(song==12) {
lyric+="One Way Out
There is one way out
and it lies deep down inside of me
I can't talk about that now
I got things to figure out
so just buzz me in
and don't fancy me girl
your ball and chain
I'll make your knee jerk
and pull you down the drain
cause I can't give in
and I can't give out
is this sinking in
there is one way out
and it lies deep down inside of me
where'd I go
where've I been
someday soon
I'll be staying in
but I can't give in
and I can't give out
is this sinking in
there is one way out
and it lies deep down inside of me";
}
} else if(album==1) { // OPERATION INCOME
if(song==1) {
lyric+="Boom
This is a cable to your heart
what do I have left to lose
I love you too
she's running naked through the park
with a bare-ass attitude
full frontal nude
with a bare-ass attitude
a bolt of lightning in the dark
streaking by me like a spark
out the corner of the gloom
when you're near I fall apart
I go boom
I had a date she stood me up
on this Thursday afternoon
oh well this will do
I take a walk and there you are
wearing nothing but your shoes
and birthday suit
wearing nothing but your shoes
and if that dog walker complains
pulling taut up on the reins
grab his dynamite and fuse
shoot an arrow through his heart
and go boom
I see no big harm in it all
your exposing yourself to the world
in fact you helped open me up
to think God this is my kind of girl
glad you found me
turn around and stop the car
there's a lady in the park
and she's running in the nude
you're the actress play the part
just go boom
I'd like to just go boom";
} else if(song==2) {
lyric+="Meagan
A sunny day I left my porch and
headed for my finest hour
whenever we go out
you help me find my cloud
and leave this world behind
And any fool with eyes can see
you're beautiful and I must believe
that I can make you mine
you are all I got
and I ain't got much time
You never fail to put in motion
whatever leads me to your heart
and now I'm on the road
the road to let you know
that we can't be apart
And any fool with eyes can see
you're beautiful and I must believe
that I can make you mine
you are all I got
and I ain't got much time
When you tell me that you don't wanna go
if you turn me down
I'll be on your block and begging for a blow
to beat me down
I'll point her out the Pacific ocean
I'll take you to that tiny isle
we'll live off what we find
a tour de make you wild
and leave this world behind
And any fool with eyes can see
you're beautiful and I must believe
that I can make you mine
you are all I got
and I ain't got much time";
} else if(song==3) {
lyric+="Babies & Ambulance Chasers
Brave deeds by absolute strangers
babies and ambulance chasers
in light speed the images are fading
and how I need you around
pain seeks the pleasure it raises
time weeps for all of those maybes
same seats and nothing ever changes
and how I need you around
I'm doubting beliefes
I'm doubting denials
all for the love of philospher lyme
he understands
that now I'm thinking about it";
} else if(song==4) {
lyric+="Going Away
I am going away
I'm going away
in no time I will blow into another place
I take my bag and I stow it
they're old times and we know it
and who am I to be phony
I am going away
I'm leaving today
I said goodbye to the money
and your pretty face
And as we fly up above you
somebody else there will love you
and all of your dreams will work out great
No more second-guessing
no more tottering
take what you can get well
that just ain't my thing
So I'm going away
I'm gong away
and if I ever come back
I'll be old and grey
I am going away
I'm leaving today
in no time I will blow into another place";
} else if(song==5) {
lyric+="You Lead Me On
Waking up is always hard to do
it's always so much harder without you
you lead me on don't you
the man in the boat's had all he can take
asking what's the story then it breaks
you lead me on don't you
you lead me on I'm stupid
for all this fool's gold blue balls
through two feet of snow job
it's no prob just bang me once
come on over let's hang out tonight
now back I go
to tell my friends they were right
you lead me on don't you
you lead me on I'm stupid";
} else if(song==6) {
lyric+="Laser Beams
The pain rains out of me
I hurt my head on laser beams
the pain rains out of me
and I'm so scared I can't believe
you'd be a slave rowing in my galley
you'd be a star cast above my sea
so many waves
you help me get on top of
so many times too many things
as the pain rains out of me
I hurt my head on laser beams
the pain rains out of me
and I'm so scared I can't believe
you'd be a safe
and human place to wallow
you'd be a well cut beneath my fields
so many ways you might get on top of
so many times too many things
as the pain rains out of me
I hurt my head on laser beams
the pain rains out of me
and I'm so scared I can't believe";
} else if(song==7) {
lyric+="Pull My Heart Strings
It's a dangerous calling
to love something
that just won't love you back
you can lose your mind
on that one way track
so pull my heart strings
and here's your diamond ring
pull my heart strings
help a poor boy sing
we can lay here 'til morning
dancing close and going blow for blow
by then you'll understand
I have no place else to go
(chorus)
I am but one who wants you so bad
so bad that we can't often eat or sleep
you are a savior for the nomad
but how you dick me around
I can't believe
you're the strangest of angels
in writing you off
you just write me back
singing please my love
come on home to me relax
(chorus)";
} else if(song==8) {
lyric+="Win Some Lose Some
When we ran round the block
she let me steal a base
and sliding in I thought this is great
we just laid some pipe
but then she turned to say
you know that I don't want you to stay
so long
buddy's fine
buddy makes his own mistakes
but we'll keep trying
if we start to lose our way
we'll all win some lose some today
this is now a case
of who can longer stare
it's back and forth she wants me to blink
in begging for my life
I think I sealed my fate
it's black and blue and someday you'll break
but I'm gone
buddy's fine
buddy makes his own mistakes
but we'll keep trying
if we start to lose our way
we'll all win some lose some today";
} else if(song==9) {
lyric+="Plain Jane
Offhand this emptiness quivers
a red light to stain the green it holds
this dump truck lies far from a river
so hold tight and watch the lava flow
you wake up every time it rains
plain jane
punch drunk and caught in the middle
so reach around and help me feel my bones
strong stuff she says long live the needle
stay wait here and make yourself at home
you wake up every time it rains
plain jane";
} else if(song==10) {
lyric+="Rubbernecking
All it takes is one mistake
starting when the light goes green
he's the one who rips it up
and pours it on to make you scream
and she's the kind of girl
who makes a motorcrosser
do his thing
and I feel so relieved
they're good looking
and they can't see me
you all penetrate
these kind of restless days
when you bleed it's all for me
cause they're on T.V.
she's hatched a plan
to win her man
through sabotage
and cunning deeds
but as her ruse just falls to pieces
she grapples with
her self-esteem
is she the kind of girl for him
is he the kind of man for me
and I feel so relieved
they're good looking
and they can't see me
she can't find a date
and I can so relate
when she bleeds
it's all for me
cause they're on T.V.";
} else if(song==11) {
lyric+="It's Fall Again
It's coming on here like a wave
and the table's turned today
where we lied before
now everywhere I look's a brand new face
could we talk about it
would you end this siege for pay
and as I'm walking out
I turned around
I thought I heard her say
Oh my God
how you been
I can't believe it's fall again
the land was mine
and now it's theirs
I can't believe it's fall again
pretty cars they line up
spilling out what comes my way
and it forms a crowd
this Eurohausing
and mushed up human maze
I could use some sidewalk
I could use a fire escape
and I'll taste my death
before I left
I know I heard her say
Oh my God
how you been
I can't believe it's fall again
the land was mine
and now it's theirs
I can't believe it's fall again";
}
} else if(album==2) { // LEMONADE
if(song==1) {
lyric+="Call You Home
I get up
grab my pants and
my friends they know
that I will take my chances
call you home
your eyes are my new home
Won't you find the bastards
who made your salad days so fun
running driving faster
where'd they go?
I get up
pet your snake hair
my heart might turn to stone
but I will take my chances
call you home
your eyes are my new home
Won't you find the bastards
who made your salad days so fun
turn them all to plaster
one by one
I get up
I won't start lying
I won't stop trying
Until I've had enough";
} else if(song==2) {
lyric+="Shack Up S.O.S.
Save our souls
it's better that you move
save our souls
where's the damn remote
My heart is pumping
I just can't get enough
our life is combined in dust
what's that you're jumping
a sign of early love
we're fine if my mind's made up
I got the box
I tried setting it up
I can't fit the wrench that goes in there
say something
say something more
you're a find boy
Save our souls
your hair it stops the flow
save our souls
a closet's for a coat
My heart is pumping
I just can't get enough
our life is combined in dust
what's that you're jumping
a sign of early love
we're fine if my mind's made up";
} else if(song==3) {
lyric+="States Away
Turning my gun to stun on everybody
staring through the window
and scaring everybody
helping myself to fun without you's stupid
Digging myself in a hole with everybody
losing my self control like everybody
if ever was a way to get home
I'd like a new one
Cause you're states away
from me in outer space
and the less you stay
the more I lose my place
I gotta catch a plane today
Shoveling up the snow with everybody
getting my meals to go like everybody
eating up my cinnamon roll
it's frosted fuel love
Slip me in your purse
or slide me in your pocket
order up some loving from me
and super size it
talking on the phone is just dumb
it sucks it's stupid
Cause you're states away
from me in outer space
and the less you stay
the more I lose my place
I gotta catch a plane today
To where you are like an animal caged
away afar in a repining parade
a trade bazaar you busy bee
you know you are alive for me
can't you hear me scream
Cause you're states away
from me in outer space
and the less you stay
the more I lose my place
I gotta catch a plane today";
} else if(song==4) {
lyric+="Garbanzo Beans
I'd think twice before you run away
aim where you like
but be careful who you blame
Now I'm not saying that your life
will be willing if you're able
now I'm not saying that this time
there is nothing on the table
Hey that's nice
what you're taking for your pain
play then rewind
spilling water on your brain
Now I'm not saying that your life
will be willing if you're able
now I'm not saying that this time
there is nothing on the table
Wild west fight
drawing I'll wait 'til you bite
meet me on the lane where
lovers come to play
my bonny RX savior
I can't let you down
Now I'm not saying that your life
will be willing if you're able
now I'm not saying that this time
there is nothing on the table";
} else if(song==5) {
lyric+="I Do I Don't
Still underground
but look what we found
a way to get out of this day
stupid and proud
for crying out loud
nobody knows what you'd say
I do, I don't
I do and I don't
Try though I may
you give and I take
soaking up all of you girl
but when you can stay
in the planet I make
what would you say to this world
I do, I don't
I do and I don't
I'll give you something
that everyone can see
you caught me thinking
I'll turn you around or fade away
Here in the South
I'm talking it out
24 hours a day
stupid and proud
for crying out loud
nobody knows what you'd say
I do, I don't
I do and I don't";
} else if(song==6) {
lyric+="Hold My Head
Your island I want so bad to know
my darling you're hauling out the door
cause I am so predictable
when I fill up pass out and more
Hold my head and lie to me
be my bed and pharmacy
all I am is all you need
So hold my head
and when you're there tease me
Get out and you bet I've had enough
her body I barely stand to look
do I see no one cares at all
my heart feels high and flammable
Gin like medicine
makes me right
the taste that pays the bond
So hold my head and lie to me
be my bed and pharmacy
all I am is all you need
So hold my head
and when you're there tease me";
} else if(song==7) {
lyric+="Get Up Today
I'm gonna get up today
I'm gonna get up off of my face
I'm gonna dig up a date
I'm gonna get up off of my face
Obit all they think
go on type the sheet it's automatic
he tried to fight the right
and failed and then he died
didn't anybody tell you
keep your hands inside the ride
I'm gonna get up off of my face";
} else if(song==8) {
lyric+="This World
Where were you when
the sky turned to clouds
I remember you
and the thunderous sounds
you were orbiting
the mind of a school boy you know
Then the lights dimmed
we all gathered round
through the bastion
through the way you'll get out
when the door slides down
it's off on my mark it's a go
As the rocket sails
and the engine fails
I start screaming out
can they come back to this world
There's no downlink
and the billowing smoke
hides the cause of it
still nobody knows
what is going on
is that supposed to happen Miss Stone
pardon my boys
she rose with the shouts
up and down the hall
people running around
what just happened and
this must be some kind of joke
As the rocket sails
and the engine fails
I start screaming out
can they come back to this world
And I tried my best to break your fall
and I cried cause I had no control
there must have been escape hatches
but the fact is no one lived
At the bar they are
all bunching around
ten years later yet
you still draw a crowd
I am out of wits
and head over heels that's my girl
As the rocket sails
and the engine fails
I start screaming out
can they come back to this world";
} else if(song==9) {
lyric+="I Just Wanna Fight
He's kind of like the boy
so misbehaved so unemployed
who hugs on the lane lines
but he don't have a choice
must be a man
search and destroy
after the hang time
But I know you lied
every single time you were right
so come down that flight
cause I just wanna fight
He's kind of like the boy
so renegade so land ahoy
so well you see
it's so easy to slide
but he don't stand a chance
blows up the ball rips up the plans
turns down the volume
you need to survive
Cause I know you lied
every single time you were right
so come down that flight
cause I just wanna fight
Take a swing and tide me over
knock me down square off my feet
head or ribcage back or shoulder
give me something good to eat
I just wanna fight with you";
} else if(song==10) {
lyric+="(The) Ocean (That Lies Between Us)
Why don't he comprehend
anything that you think
so go rip apart the note
and fire out your offspring
Cause once our ocean
is dried up walk towards my light
Hello your skipper to your boat
I love you but you lost me
and all the ways to cope
are easier than you think
Cause once our ocean
is dried up walk towards my light
Stop beating you up
start driving a truck
smack dabbing his butt
your panacea
give it all away
Quiet of the storm
and pretty as a palm tree
you know Cupid is a bonehead
for the offering
And once our ocean
is dried up walk towards my light";
} else if(song==11) {
lyric+="It's Over Now
When did I give up
when did I give in
when did I decide that it was good enough
to sink and not to swim
for forty days yeah
you know it's true
you are my failures
you are my muse
But it's over now
never lost my way to somehow
yeah it's over now
pretty nice to know you found out
Ruin waste a homely potion
highways of piracy
are self induced out in the open
kind of stupid I agree
But it's over now
never lost my way to somehow
yeah it's over now
pretty nice to know you found out
Tuned in and on the ocean
I've wasted half a week
and you're so scared to know that
as time just ticks away
come back when you're out there
when I'll do anything
But it's over now
never lost my way to somehow";
} else if(song==12) {
lyric+="Reprise
They're all inside let's go
your butterflies can't run
we're born to fly let go";
}
} else if(album==3) { // ASTRONOMY
if(song==1) {
lyric+="Astronomy Is My Life But I Love You
Judging by the way things worked out
the rules of mother nature thrown out
cannot stand to see the darkness grow in front of me
so have a little patience
it takes a few lunations
when you said i don't know
what on earth i'm looking for
but i can't live without it
when i said i must go
a supernovae's bout to blow
it didn't mean i hadn't found
all i need here on the ground
yesterday i stopped and broke down
while looking at an ionic cloud
you're the sun you see aphelion is killing me
so have a little patience
and maybe we can shake this
when you said i don't know
what on earth i'm looking for
but i can't live without it
when i said i must go
the planetarium's bout to close
it didn't mean i hadn't found
all i need here on the ground
if a shepard moon's the thing that
holds on Saturn's rings
well i need one now
judging by the way things worked out
there's got to be a way for me to
turn you 'round and make you see that
when you said i don't know
what on earth i'm looking for
but i can't live without it
when i said i must go
and watch the umbra start to grow
it didn't mean i hadn't found
all i need here on the ground
you're all i need here on the ground";
} else if(song==2) {
lyric+="What You Can\'t Take Away
How can you do what you do
without going insane?
yeah you knew we were through
and then you told me to stay
it was a shot that clearly got away
(man down we're stuck on the sideline)
it was a shot that clearly got away
(man down we're stuck on the side)
but now we got it
what you can't take away
get down i'm coming
i hope you dudes can make some change
how can you do what you do
without using your brain?
come on now Mr. Magoo
you want a piece of my take
it was a shot that clearly got away
(man down we're stuck on the sideline)
it was a shot that clearly got away
(man down we're stuck on the side)
but now we got it
what you can't take away
get down i'm coming
i hope you dudes can make some change";
} else if(song==3) {
lyric+="Coast To Coast
Hold on to your heart
the only thing that can save
us from growing apart
when the world's gone away
they were right from the start
everything's gonna change
I'm moving coast to coast
to have you by my side
so i know it won't blow
at the end of my life
and it's cute how you caught
all the grammar mistakes
but my love letters aren't
written for a good grade
in my numerous cards
all i wanted to say
I'm moving coast to coast
to have you by my side
so i know it won't blow
at the end of my life
long distance soon denied
between your heart and mine
e-honey come to life
yeah you know
you gotta hold onto it
yeah you know
i'm moving out there";
} else if(song==4) {
lyric+="Bad Believer
When you go to church and you kneel to pray
does your head feel like a cloud
do the hyms sound just too menacing
when someone sings too loud
are these holy notes that the father wrote
and is this all that he had
cause i don't know who wrote these things
but most of them are bad
so don't come down on me
even though i hope you know i care
im not a good believer
this world's so brown and green
and the holy yoke feels like a joke
im not a good believer
when the current race leaves an open space
for a big sunday surprise
they say the democratic candidate's
the devil in disguise
or it's toys for tots and it's right to life
but i just can't get around
how can you say love your fellow man
but sometimes strike him down
so don't come down on me
even though i hope you know i care
im not a good believer
this world's so dumb and mean
and the holy yoke feels like a joke
im not a good believer";
} else if(song==5) {
lyric+="Holy Suburban Dividing Lines
I don't know why but i had to go
loving you is hard but you wouldn't know it
and i am choking on what was broken
I'll throw myself down a flight of stairs
hoping that it hurts cause i just don't care
and i'm not joking my heart is broken
i say oh me
we gotta launch the pod
yeah i love you girl
but they don't like my god
driving 'round town while i ride the fence
knowing that it's wrong and your parents make no sense
dig another trench and we'll hold the line
singing \"Rebel Yell\" while their temperatures arise
we'll show them how we feel that we know
two wrongs can make it real if below
there's only fire and steel
we'll go to hell then we gotta take a stand
go on and tell them
promise me that you won't believe
and the reasons they say you cannot leave
we'll prove that love is blind
to their holy suburban dividing lines";
} else if(song==6) {
lyric+="The Errant Toss
come let's see
i hope you date or go with me
i hope you notice that i'm trying not to act shy
lost and found
there is no one else around
but you and i think i found a way to say hi
when i hit you with a snowball
no i didn't mean to make you cry
i wasn't aiming right between your eyes
oh my my
when i hit you with a snowball
i was aiming at the maple tree
now your bigger brother's after me
cause it sailed wide
please believe i had worked out all the angles
plus the wind resistance minus speed and time
senior dance
i was standing have a chance
i was working my way in far from the outside
when you see
that if you agreed to go with me
you'd be a lucky little lady with a luckier guy
when i hit you with a snowball
i knew i'd never live to see that day
all my dreams had clearly washed away
gone bye bye
when i hit you with a snowball
i was aiming at the maple tree
now your bigger brother's after me
cause it sailed wide
that stupid snowball";
}
} else if(album==4) { // SEASIDE
if(song==1) {
lyric+="Angeline
Angeline smiles
and points to her pocket
So I can see that she's armed
The note that she wrote me reads
\"No one can stop me
And don't you go trip the alarm.\"
Angeline your eyes lookin mean
Angeline I don't like what I see
It's a memory that keeps me warm at night
I might think so but I can't say you're right
What's the goddamn code?
What's the motherfuckin combo?
Angeline calm down or we'll be seen
Count to three, then walk away and leave
It's a memory that keeps me warm at night
I might think so but I can't say you're right
What's the goddamn code?!
What's the motherfuckin combo?
What's the goddam code?
They must have changed it on me
Angeline your eyes lookin mean
Believe you me, she was raised by the sea
It's a memory that keeps me warm at night
I might think so but I can't say you're right
What's the goddam code?!
My life's depending on it";
} else if(song==2) {
lyric+="Shopping For Two
Shopping for one is not that fun
While shopping for two, now that I'll do
I used to get a loaf of bread
And half of it's moldy by the weekend
Then you came along
And all of those problems are gone
Shopping for one, in five minutes I'm done
While shopping for two, I found my grocery grew
All of the ailes are screamin \"Come and get it!\"
I'll spike the ball if underneath you set it
Loving you is on my list
Penned at the bottom of my hand right above my wrist
Bachelor dues you'll pay em
Make it through and buddy
You'll come to see a world apart
Trade in your plastic basket for a grocery cart
Shopping for one is kind of dumb
While shopping for two, I dream of feeding you
Finger bananas dipped in clover honey
Much of it bought in bulk to save us money";
} else if(song==3) {
lyric+="The Ballad of Breaking Laces
I'm out of style, like you would know
I'm out of line, let's go
I'm out the door, and on the road
We'll have to find a home
A dive on down the street
The cobblestone is so nice
and everyone is so neat
But I can't get in
To any of these places
With my black sneakers
and their breaking laces
I'm out of style, like you would know
I'm out of line, let's go
I'm out the door, and on the road
We'll have to find a hole
A dive, a place to meet
The incense is so nice
But everyone is so beat
Cuz I can't get in
To any of these places
With my black sneakers
and their breaking laces";
} else if(song==4) {
lyric+="Rocking Chair
Please get off the rocking chair
Slide between the straw that lines the seat
And just go anywhere
Swim you lucky sperm, you sex machine
You're nearly halfway there
Fly above the street and flap your wings
your nifty golden hair
What if we can, well why don't you
What if she says that I don't want to
What if we can, well why won't you
What if she says that I don't want to say so
If Ariadne's a friend again
Could she throw me a line
Ripped from her father a son meets his daughter
and it's right between her eyes
Once I saw the stacked up bricks
Once I felt the fear inside
She was ripped from her father a son meets his daughter
and suddenly she's mine
What if we can, well why don't you
What if she says that I don't want to
What if we can, well why won't you
What if she says that I don't want to say so";
} else if(song==5) {
lyric+="I Used to be a Boy Scout
Merit badges merit badges made me rich
In knowledge of the woods and the mighty Clove Hitch
But missing from the string of the wisdom pearls
Was a skill award telling you how to get girls
Still I go out to the bar every week to try to meet her
And what do you mean what is a troop patrol leader?
I heard it all before I know you think it was lame
But girl if you were drowning, guess who's gonna save you?
I used to be a Boy Scout
And I wonder can you help me out
I'm looking for a Girl Scout
A thin mint for my hungry mouth
Klondike, Klondike, riding through the snow
We didn't win the crown even though our sled broke
And yeah those gold nuggets didn't add up to cash
But theres no amount of money that can buy a full sash
Which draped across your chest makes you look a little regal
And everybody knows that you're hangin with an eagle
Who if you're really kinky, into S&M games
He could tie you up, tie you up, in so many ways
I used to be a Boy Scout
And I wonder can you help me out
I'm looking for a Girl Scout
A thin mint for my hungry mouth
For my hungry hungry
For my hungry mouth
For my hungry hungry
For my hungry mouth";
} else if(song==6) {
lyric+="Space Jam
instrumental";
} else if(song==7) {
lyric+="Water is for Pussies!!!
(spoken)
I'm sweatin my bzalls off
I probably should be drinking water
but I'm drinking beer
and I don't know why.
'Cause that has a dehydration effect.
No way. No way.
Water is for pussies.
I appreciate it though.
(laughter)
Alright, let's do it.
What are we going to do next?
We're gonna do ... Bad Timing.
This is a song we don't play very often.
Let's have some fun with it though, come on.
Yeah let's go absolutely fuckin' nuts.
Mitch, we rolling?
Okay, we'll be there in one second.";
} else if(song==8) {
lyric+="Bad Timing
You make me drown in it
You make me kinda mad
Turns out the timing's bad
Go on and crown me sad
She's taken, that is that
Turns out the timing's bad
You make me drown in it
You make me kind of sad
Turns out the timing's bad";
} else if(song==9) {
lyric+="What You Can\'t Take Away
How can you do what you do
without going insane?
yeah you knew we were through
and then you told me to stay
it was a shot that clearly got away
(man down we're stuck on the sideline)
it was a shot that clearly got away
(man down we're stuck on the side)
but now we got it
what you can't take away
get down i'm coming
i hope you dudes can make some change
how can you do what you do
without using your brain?
come on now Mr. Magoo
you want a piece of my take
it was a shot that clearly got away
(man down we're stuck on the sideline)
it was a shot that clearly got away
(man down we're stuck on the side)
but now we got it
what you can't take away
get down i'm coming
i hope you dudes can make some change";
} else if(song==10) {
lyric+="Angeline (reprise/outro)
What's the goddamn code?
What's the motherfuckin combo?
What's the goddamn code
They must have changed it on me";
}
}
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case "sohcahtoa":
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Sohcahtoa
\
Sidewinder Records - February 2004
\
\
TRACK LISTING: (click for lyrics)
\
1. God In Training
\
2. Plain Jane
\
3. Going Away
\
4. Meagan
\
5. She Waits
\
6. Where\'s Her Mind
\
7. Okay
\
8. Global Warming Day
\
9. Win Some Lose Some
\
10. Light Up For Me
\
11. Geek In Love
\
12. One Way Out";
break;
case "operationincome":
albumTxtStr="\
Operation Income
\
Sidewinder Records - May 2003
\
\
TRACK LISTING: (click for lyrics)
\
1. Boom
\
2. Meagan
\
3. Babies & Ambulance Chasers
\
4. Going Away
\
5. You Lead Me On
\
6. Laser Beams
\
7. Pull My Heart Strings
\
8. Win Some Lose Some
\
9. Plain Jane
\
10. Rubbernecking
\
11. It\'s Fall Again";
break;
case "lemonade":
albumTxtStr="\
Lemonade
\
Meeka Salise Music - August 2005
\
\
TRACK LISTING: (click for lyrics)
\
1. Call You Home
\
2. Shack Up S.O.S.
\
3. States Away
\
4. Garbanzo Beans
\
5. I Do I Don\'t
\
6. Hold My Head
\
7. Get Up Today
\
8. This World
\
9. I Just Wanna Fight
\
10. (The) Ocean (That Lies Between Us)
\
11. It\'s Over Now
\
12. Reprise";
break;
case "astronomy":
albumTxtStr="\
Astronomy Is My Life, But I Love You
\
Meeka Salise Music - October 2006
\
\
TRACK LISTING: (click for lyrics)
\
1. Astronomy Is My Life But I Love You
\
2. What You Can\'t Take Away
\
3. Coast To Coast
\
4. Bad Believer
\
5. Holy Suburban Dividing Lines
\
6. The Errant Toss";
break;
case "liveatseaside":
albumTxtStr="\
Live At Seaside
\
Breaking Laces LLC - October 2009
Recorded live at Seaside Studios in Brooklyn, NY
\
\
TRACK LISTING: (click for lyrics)
\
1. Angeline
\
2. Shopping for Two
\
3. The Ballad of Breaking Laces
\
4. Rocking Chair
\
5. I Used to be a Boy Scout
\
6. Space Jam
\
7. Water is for Pussies!!!
\
8. Bad Timing
\
9. What You Cant Take Away
\
10. Angeline (reprise/outro)";
break;
case "whatweneed":
albumTxtStr="\
What We Need
\
Breaking Laces LLC - April 2010
\
\
TRACK LISTING:
\
1. What We Need
\
2. Laser Beams
\
3. Bone Dry
\
4. Babies Are So Happy";
break;
case "heretostaysampler":
albumTxtStr="\
Here To Stay
\
Breaking Laces LLC - October 2008
\
TRACK LISTING:
\
1. Don't Think I'm Stupid
\
2. Here To Stay
\
3. Post-Graduation March
\
4. Donkey Punch Gone Wrong";
break;
case "notfromconcentrate":
albumTxtStr="\
Not From Concentrate
\
Meeka Salise Music - July 2005
\
TRACK LISTING:
\
1. Garbanzo Beans
\
2. Call You Home
\
3. Shack Up S.O.S.
\
4. It's Over Now
\
5. States Away (live at XMU Studios)";
break;
case "godintraining":
albumTxtStr="\
God In Training
\
Sidewinder Records - January 2003
\
TRACK LISTING:
\
1. God In Training
\
2. Okay
\
3. Meagan
\
4. Boom (acoustic)";
break;
case "bucentral2007":
albumTxtStr="\
Boston University Fall 2007 CD Sampler
\
BU Central
\
FEATURED SONG:
\
- God In Training";
break;
case "mpmf2007":
albumTxtStr="\
Midpoint Music Festival 2007 Sampler
\
Midpoint Music Festival
\
FEATURED SONG:
\
- God In Training";
break;
case "oncampus2007":
albumTxtStr="\
OnCampus Booking 2007 Sampler
\
OnCampus Booking
\
FEATURED SONGS:
\
- God In Training
\
- Call You Home";
break;
case "sungard":
albumTxtStr="\
Sungard Sound Experience
\
Featured on Harris Radio
\
FEATURED SONG:
\
- Get Up Today";
break;
case "rock4life":
albumTxtStr="\
Rock 4 Life, Vol. 6
\
Quickstar Productions - January 2007
\
\
FEATURED SONG:
\
- Astronomy Is My Life But I Love You";
break;
case "cmeas2005":
albumTxtStr="\
CMEAS 2005 Compilation
\
CMEAS - Fall 2005
\
FEATURED SONGS:
\
- Rocking Chair
\
- I'm a Commie
\
- Boom";
break;
case "cdbaby2005":
albumTxtStr="\
CD Baby Top Sellers Fall 2005
\
CDBaby.com - Fall 2007
\
FEATURED SONG:
\
- Call You Home";
break;
case "countryliving":
albumTxtStr="\
Come Home to Comfort Vol II
\
Country Living (SPG Music Ltd.) - 2004
\
FEATURED SONG:
\
- Going Away";
break;
default: break;
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